- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Sam Hengal.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

anti jokes are really funny

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

the economy.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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