- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

XD Jackass.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

a man makes a bad joke

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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