You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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