- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

I just threw up..In my pants.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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