A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Dumbledore dies.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Smeg...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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