A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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womans having rights.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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Anti Joke

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