- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

why did the blue berry cross the road

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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