- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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