Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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A bar walks into a man

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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