How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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Ross.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Cancer

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Anti Joke

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