Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Women's Rights

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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your mum

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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