How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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Long joke Your such a downey

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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