Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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