- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

sucks Syntax...

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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