- Anti Joke

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.