whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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Yo Mama just died.

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DEATH.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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What's half of 8? o

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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