- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

National security?

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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