Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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women's rights

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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