what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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