- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Call of Duty is a good game.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

a man makes a bad joke

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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