- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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