A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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