Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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Long joke Your such a downey

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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