why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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WNBA

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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Anti Joke

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