life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Anti Joke

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