Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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can you touch your toes? no

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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