What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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