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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Knock knock. Get out!!

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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