If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

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What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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