What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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womens rights

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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a blind man walks into a wall

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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