- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??