wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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