Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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