- Anti Joke

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Have you ever heard of a goose?

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Knock knock, COME IN!

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator