- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

why does the man appear fat he is

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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