- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

Everybody love food when they are hungry

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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