you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

I put my baby in a microwave.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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