Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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The government makes a good decision

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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womens rights

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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I like your hair

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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