What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

What's in there? Get outta there...

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

wat?

your fat

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

chuck norris is a little b|tch

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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