Today I had sex with a married man, but thats OK he's my husband

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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Kenny G

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Anti Joke

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