What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Where to, sir? Forward.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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Womens rights.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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