Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Asians...

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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