tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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knock knock go away

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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DERP

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Women's rights

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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women's rights

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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hi bye

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