Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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Chuck Norris died.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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I'm Spartacus

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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