OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Lacrosse

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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French people.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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