- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

DERP

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

William Raines.

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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