- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Kim Kardashian.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

What's 1+1? 4.

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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