What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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youre gay

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Lacrosse

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French people.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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