If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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BIG PENIS

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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