Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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France never surrender.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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ASSCHEEKS

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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mitt romney

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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