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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

tim tebow is a great quarterback

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

I AM DISSAPOINTED

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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