- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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