I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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