- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

justin beiber sucks

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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