- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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