- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

9/11 my birthday

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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