- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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