- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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