- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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