- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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