Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Obama = ebola

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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