Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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What is older than history?

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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