A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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