- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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