What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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