- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

I went to work today....

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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