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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Don't believe in Atheists.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

A seal walks into a club.

A dyslexic blind man

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

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