- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

quantum physics?

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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