BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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