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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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