- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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