- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

A mormon walks into a bar.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

A storm be brewin!

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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