- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

What's red and has wheels? A red car

Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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