- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

I went to work today....

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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