Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Antijokes...

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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penis

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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