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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

call me maybe.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

knock knock... ...no answer

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

Bob Saget that is all

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