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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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