- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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